President Bush has expressed interest in making the United States a signatory to the United Nation's Law of the Sea Treaty.  It is more appropriately known by its abbreviation LOST, because any nation that would willingly sign over her sovereignty to the United Nations for any reason is truly lost.  Because of the way Article VI, Clause 2 of our Constitution reads, we in the United States are especially vulnerable to the arbitrary actions of this UNprincipled, paper tiger.  Article VI, Clause 2 reads as follows.

"This Constitution, and Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof: and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land: and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding."

What this means is that a ratified treaty has the power of the Constitution behind it, and must be adhered to as such.  Yep, you heard me right, all treaties made, even ones made with the absolutely worthless, dictator coddling, anti-Semitic, UNdemocratic, UNcapitalistic U.N. have the power of our Constitution behind them!  If this doesn't scare the @#$% out of you, I don't know what will.

Don't get me wrong, I agree with the original intent of this clause.  A treaty then was understood as that between the United States and another single nation.  It was then as now a solemn vow that pledged our blessed Nation's integrity as collateral to enter into singular contractual agreement with another nation state for the mutual benefit of both.

It was not until the First Geneva Convention of 1864 that the United States entered into her first multilateral international agreement, and this was done to codify treatment standards of battlefield casualties and to help establish the International Red Cross.  Throughout the years, the United States has continued onwards into the future, her Constitution the bulwark of her success.  While various signatories to various treaties have come and gone as a result of lost state sovereignty or the very real fact that many nations lack formal constitutions or have constitutions that allow for easier withdrawl from treaties, America goes ever onward, looking towards the future while still shackled to the agreements of the past.

Considering the very real fact that the United Nations is a socialistically subjectivist body that has consistently lacked the integrity to act responsibly to end the various unchallenged genocides and security violations that have occurred since its inception, why would we subvert our national sovereignty to willingly sign ANY agreement with them?  Enough already!  We must fix this gaping chink in our Nation's existential armor.

To do so, we must insist that a new and clarifying amendment to the Constitution be added.  We must insist that the original intent of Article VI, Clause 2 be protected by altering Article II, Section II of the President's power to make treaties.  It would read as follows.

Proposed Amendment-  The President shall have power by and with the advice and consent of the Senate, to make singular treaties with singular nations, provided two thirds of the Senators elected concur.

This amendment is desperately needed to protect us from the dangerous whims of political spontaneity that will result in permanent negative ramifications.  Because of the way Article VI, Clause 2 reads, our national sovereignty literally stands on the edge of a knife; sign over this or that, and suddenly we have a host of worldly parasites sucking the lifeblood out of our greatness and posterity.  Our kids deserve better than this!  Our political leadership on both sides doesn't currently deserve to wield this kind of broad, nation altering power; they've simply moved too far towards personal gratification and self aggrandizement to be trusted.

As George Washington stated in his farewell address to the nation, "the great rule of conduct for us, in regard to foreign nations, is, in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connexion as possible.  So far as we have already formed engagements, let them be fulfilled with perfect good faith.  Here let us stop."

If Washington were alive today with the knowledge of what has historically transpired, I personally feel that he would understand the need for political connection to other nations, and would understand the necessity of one on one treaties.  However, he would insist that such treaties not be entered into with haste.  I think he would roll over in his grave if he knew that our modern leaders even considered entering in ANY multilateral treaty, let alone with the corrupt U.N..  He would see the total lack of virtue and morality this UNholy organization lacks, and shout "what the @#$% are you doing!!!

I believe this proposed amendment could be a powerful weapon in any presidential candidates personal platform arsenal.  It is a crucially needed safeguard to protect our blessed Constitution from the transient whim of the cause du jour and the greyscale morality and missing virtue of the U.N.'s grasping tentacles of seizing ultimate power.  America first!!!

The defeat of defeatism is at hand, and by the grace of God and the U.S. military, Iraq is stabilizing!  This cartoon is dedicated to the victory over defeat and islamofascism, and is meant to shine light on Pelosi's evil plan to destabilize that which is stabilizing by blaming present day Turkey for the sins of the Ottoman Empire.  There could be no other reason for this other than attempting to undermine the U.S. on its way to victory.  Shame on you Nancy!
http://www.panderingpoliticos.com/Pelosi_s_Plan.html

Once upon a time during the Roman Empire, a soldier could count on one thing.  After 16 years of service to king and country, and 4 years of inactive reserve, his retirement would be forthcoming.  No longer would he have to risk life and limb, shed blood, sweat, or tears, or march the phalanx for Rome's victory.  He could settle down for the rest of his life and live off the pension he had rightfully earned.

Flash forward to 1935 and the well meaning but naive utopianite FDR, and we find the inception of the naive and utopian Social Security Program.  The actuaries that developed the plan reckoned an average dependence on benefits of less than 5 years between retirement and death, and couldn't have imagined our modern longevity.  Neither would they have imagined how their plan to establish a safety net would be twisted throughout the years and sacked and pillaged by our congressional Huns to pay for bridges to nowhere, Woodstock museums, and add your own worthless, pandering government program here needs.

The idea of the Roman soldier gave me an idea about Social Security, although it's the paradoxical antithesis of a retirement after only 16 years.  What I propose and freely give as an idea to any well organized group to run with is the Keep It! Foundation.  What I suggest is a grassroots organization that promotes the idea of payroll tax exemption for any individual who voluntarily gives up their "right" to Social Security benefits after they have paid into the system for a period of 16 years.  After 16 years, the individual and his/her employer would be exempt from payroll taxes for that individual.  The person could gain freedom from indentured servitude, and the employer would have a valuable incentive to hold onto aging workers that could also have ramifications in bringing manufacturing jobs back to America.  The new-coming worker could decide to forego benefits and be locked into the prevailing payroll taxrate for the duration of his/her indentured servitude.  In this way, the individual's pursuit of happiness could be attained, free from the duress of an overbearing, out of control government ruled by the tyranny of false compassion and the socialistic proclivity to make almost everything worse.

I posited this idea to some friends and aquaintances, and their initial response was shocked anger.  "I'm not giving up all that money!"  "I've paid into that system a long, long time, and I'm going to get what's coming!"  This was the response I got almost to a person, but when I pointed out that the system is almost insolvent already, they started to shake off their initial protective, sometimes insulting responses to me.  When I pointed out that payroll taxes will necessarily have to be increased dramatically, most started seeing my point of view.  This system is wrecked and can't be fixed.  I say we who are already half way through our careers, or those just starting out be given the option to opt out after 15 - 16 years.  If you want to stay in, so be it, but know the burden of supporting Socialist Security rests squarely on your indebted, dependent shoulders.  With just the money saved and invested from the payroll taxes in the last half of a career, a person would be able to live much better (have more money to spend) than a person who contributed to the Socialist Security scam their entire working lives.

Assuming you can shake the initial entitlement anger of freely giving up half a career's Social Security contributions, try asking your friends and aquaintances the same question.  Expect a lot of initial anger and resistance, followed by a sober realization of the Keep It! idea's merit.  I remember some milk toast, namby pamby poster while growing up that said "if you love something, let it go.  If it never comes back to you, it wasn't meant to be."  In the case of Socialist Security, I think it would be more appropriate to say, "if you love yourself and your family's future freedom, let Social Security go,  if you never have to pay into it again, you can achieve the dignified freedom you're meant to have!"

Sam versus Stan is an ongoing series of cartooned comparisons between our Nation's S.A.M.S. (those wanting a Strong American Mandate) and S.T.A.N.S (those Sick Twisted American Nihilists that believe America is always wrong and is the ultimate evil in the world).  Sam's good - Stan's bad.  Sams have stongly developed moral compasses that enable them to see things in black and white - right and wrong.  Stans believe in moral relativism, which restricts them from ever making the correct decisions true leaders have to make.  http://www.panderingpoliticos.com/Sam-Stan-Iran.html  

P.C. Fallacies- Refusal To Profile is the opening illustration in a series to be released.  We must attack political correctness at every turn, scrape it off of the American psyche like gum and boogers on a park bench, and annihilate it from existence like our troops are doing against  satanic terrorists everywhere.  http://www.panderingpoliticos.com/P._C.html

When Hillary impugned the character of 4 Star General Petraeus, it gave me pause to consider the following:  
1.  If Hillary's character were compared to the General's, and both were represented as suspension bridges, what would said bridges look like in comparison?

2.  Which aforementioned bridge would most people trust?

http://www.panderingpoliticos.com/Suspension_Of_Disbelief.html
  

I was spitting mad after the way the left treated our Four Star General Petraeus last week.  They have no standards of decency and no understanding of America's greatness.  Sam versus Stan is an illustrated picture of the difference between American exceptionalism and leftist nihilism.  http://www.panderingpoliticos.com/Sam_versus_Stan.html
God bless America and her brave troops!

I am a Timesman for Grey Lady,
and I write a good load,
spinnin' words that keep my left from implosion overload.

When they jump sharks and conspire,
J'ai oublie means I forget to write those lines,
and the New York Leftist Timesman, makes the libs look real fine.

I know how to grow our spies frustrations,
top secrets told top fold and plain,
but when Hil truth stretches
I give her cover to stop the pain.

Now you hate me and don't read me,
trees saved by shrinking paper size,
but the New York Leftist Timesman, can't comprehend or surmise!

Now you hate me and don't read me,
trees saved by shrinking paper size,
but the New York Leftist Timesman, can't comprehend or surmise!

Don't take this jipped version of Coolio's Gangsta Paradise too seriously, I just created it to counter balance some of the inane Bush hatred we've all heard over the last six years.  Though his supposed treachery  has been presented to us by straight-faced lefties as perception is reality is fact, Bush will go down in history as protecting America in every conservative stance he ever took.  I like to think of this parody as a personal conservative "credit" to help save the Earth from leftism.  Seriously though, I don't even think  that Maodam Hillary could change America permanently. The following is a joke, she's a joke, and America with all her current problems is still guided by the divine hand of God.  I make this prediction in confidence; if Hillary wins the Democrat nomination, she will be the next Walter Mondull, Dukakis, McGovernite to see her personal dreams of a socialist utopia crushed in a 42 to 45 state trouncing.  The libs will be in such a swoon that they'll be running into walls as unguided libocratic borgs from the planet Utopian upon the destruction of Queen Bee Borg.  Watch and see, I guar - an - tee it!


As I stand in the food line with my cold raspy breath,
I think back to O' Eight and realize I was spun left.
'Cuz I've been coughin' and weezin' so long that
I'm denied our "free healthcare" since I'm so far gone.
And I ain't never seen a man in line that could endure it,
they won't treat most ill folk now, that's now quite unheard of!
I'd better watch what I'm sayin', and where I'm prayin',
'cuz Newspeak goons are out, ya know dissent speech slayin'.
I really hate how we've slipped, but I've still got hope,
when last she spoke, I heard mad crowds yellin' "SHE'S A JOKE!...FOOL!"
I was the kinda D, that thought all R's were alike,
I voted D in pure spite, for her my kind's a delight!

Now I'm spendin' my whole life, in her crack-pot liberal paradise,
food rations less most every night, in her crack-pot liberal paradise!

Fall in prostration when a Party leader your facin',
or to relearn thought camp you'll soon be takin' a trip!
Fall down to the ground, ya know, down on your knees,
or you'll be in a work camp, makin'  crap to trade the wealthy Chinese!
I was an ignorant fool with MoveOn on my mind,
had their swill in my head, and Bush hatred on my mind.
I was a doped out Moonbatter, ya know a Soros mad-hatter,
and the drive-bys ya know, they always stoked my anger!...Fool!
Life expectancy's low, now around forty-nine,
unless you sell your soul to the party, and buy the whole party line.
Turn your whole family in, you might just make fifty-nine,
you'll get real good health-care then, and you'll be livin' fine!

I don't know why we were too blind to see,
that she'd kill our great wealth and take our liberty.

Now I'm spendin' my whole life in her crack-pot liberal paradise,
food rations less most every night, in her crack-pot liberal paradise!

Power to the Party!  One Party only power!
Give allegiance to it only, or your life will really sour!
Everybody's watchin' to make sure her goons ain't lookin',
embedded spies are everywhere to keep a revolution from cookin'.
Tom Jefferson said to protect fair freedom from ill,
a revolution episodic is required and that blood will spill!

                         I guess that's right,
                         I guess that's true.

Our only recourse now is for old Red, White and Blue!

'Cuz I don't want to spend my whole life, in her crack-pot, liberal paradise!
Now it'll take bloody sacrafice, I wish I'd voted against her liberal paradise!

Why were we too blind to see,
that she'd kill our great wealth and take our liberty?
In the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen,
will she leave voluntary or pull a Hugo routine?

As I stand in the food line with my cold raspy breath,
I think back to O' Eight and realize I was spun left.
'Cuz I've been coughin' and weezin' so long that
I'm denied our "free healthcare" since I'm so far gone.
And I ain't never seen a man in line that could endure it,
they won't treat most ill folk now, that's now quite unheard of!
I'd better watch what I'm sayin', and where I'm prayin',
'cuz Newspeak goons are out, ya know dissent speech slayin'.
I really hate how we've slipped, but I've still got hope,
when last she spoke, I heard mad crowds yellin' "SHE'S A JOKE!...FOOL!"
I was the kinda D, that thought all R's were alike,
I voted D in pure spite, for her my kind's a delight!

Now I'm spendin' my whole life, in her crack-pot liberal paradise,
food rations less most every night, in her crack-pot liberal paradise!

Fall in prostration when a Party leader your facin',
or to re-learning thought camp you'll soon be takin' a trip!
Fall down to the ground, ya know, down on your knees,
or you'll be in a work camp, makin'  crap to trade the Chinese!
I was an ignorant fool with MoveOn on my mind,
had their swill in my head, and Bush hatred on my mind.
I was a doped out Moonbatter, ya know a Soros mad-hatter,
and the drive-bys ya know, they always stoked my anger!...Fool!
Life expectancy's low, now around forty-nine,
unless you sell your soul to the party, and buy the whole party line.
Turn your whole family in, you might just make fifty-nine,
you'll get real good health-care then, and you'll be livin' fine!

I don't know why we were too blind to see,
that she'd kill our great wealth and take our liberty.

Now I'm spendin' my whole life in her crack-pot liberal paradise,
food rations less most every night, in her crack-pot liberal paradise!

Power to the Party!  One Party only power!
Give allegiance to it only, or your life will really sour!
Everybody's watchin' to make sure her goons ain't lookin',
embedded spies are everywhere to keep a revolution from cookin'.
Tom Jefferson said to protect fair freedom from ill,
a revolution episodic is required and that blood will spill!

                         I guess that's right,
                         I guess that's true.

Our only recourse now is for old Red, White and Blue!

'Cuz I don't want to spend my whole life, in her crack-pot, liberal paradise!
Now it'll take bloody sacrafice, I wish I'd voted against her liberal paradise!

Why were we too blind to see,
that she'd kill our great wealth and take our liberty?

Here's a little quiz for all you history buffs out there.   Please enlighten those that don't know.  What was the very first form of governance by non-Native American peoples in America?  A.  Was it a push-poll driven hodge podge of ill thought out and reactionary populism?  B.  Was it a representative republic like we thankfully still have for the moment?  Or C.  Was it arranged much like an authoritarian and socialist society in the manner of Cold War Era Eastern Europe?

 

If you said C, you win a prize, Johnny tell them what they've won...  Ok, so you don't win anything, and if you listen to El Rushbo every Thanksgiving for the Pilgrim story, you already know what I'm talking about.  For those of you that don't, don't feel bad, because your about to be enlightened.

William Bradford's recollections of early America should be mandatory reading in school.  In the spirit of the modern "offset" fad, I think it would be a fabulous way for liberals to show their "compassion", "bi-partisanship" and "diversity" for the "inclusion" of different points of view.  If they could just empathically allow an occasional "liberal offset" once in awhile for a little tried and true conservatism, our kids and society would be better off.  Maybe if Karl Marx, Hugo Chavez or Hillary Clinton had any understanding of the historically proven failure of socialism or its baby step forward to communism, hundreds of millions of people would have been able, could be able, and will be able to live free  If only they would have, could have, and will be able to read Bradford.

I'll let Bradford talk for awhile, through Rush's words modified for clarity only.  "The experience we had in this comon course and condition", (starvation and death), "tried sundry years... that by taking away property, and bringing community into a common wealth, would make them happy and flourishing- as if they were wiser than God."  Bradford is saying they weren't happy, and it was against God's natural law to restrict an individual's pursuit of happiness.  "For this community [so far as it was], was found to breed much confusion and discontent, and retard much employment that would have been to their comfort."  In saying "retard much employment", please understand that he meant people weren't working hard because they had NO INCENTIVE to, and that this lack of incentive was destroying the community.  "For young men that were most able and fit for labor and service did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men's wives and children without any recompense... that was thought injustice."  Ask yourselves this question, how long would you work for free?  If forced to work, how hard would you work?  No incentive, no work, what's so hard to comprehend about that?

So, what happened when they (the Pilgrims)were unshackled from the dictates of their failed socialist utopia?  What happened when each family was given a plot of land to work as they saw fit?  Bradford wrote, "this had very good success, for it made all hands industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been."  "In no time, the Pilgims found they had more food than they could eat themselves."  This exemplifies why it is so important to maximize the individual's ability to pursue happiness and minimize the state's ability to dictate the pursuit.  When an individual fails, he hurts only himself, his family, and his employees if he's a businessman.  When a state fails, everyone in the society is damaged, Cambodia, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, etc. etc. etc..  This is just common sense!  Why is it so hard for the average "well meaning" liberal to understand?

Now, let's flash forward to the present.  Has basic human nature changed?  Is there a mass of persons in this or any nation willing to contribute their blood, sweat and tears pro-bono from here to eternity for the "common good"?  Hillary apparently thinks there is, and here's an itty bitty bit of information you should learn and prothesize about her if you don't want to "repine"  too.

First, I'll set the mood a little with a statement she made to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 that you can find in Thomas Kuiper's book "I've Always Been A Yankees Fan" on page 20.  "We just can't trust the American people to make those types of choices...  Government has to make those choices for people", (reference-universal health care).  Getting the warm fuzzies?  Let's look at her website www.hillaryclinton.com for some more revelations of her comprehensive destroy American prosperity plan.

So, what does she want to do to "remedy" the high cost of prescription drugs?  Let's glean that straight from the donkey's mouth, shall we?  To combat costs, her plan is to "give FDA the authority to approve safe and effective biogeneric drugs- ending the monopoly currently enjoyed by large biopharmaceutical companies.  Creating biogeneric competion will spur innovation resulting in lower cost and more choices for patients, providers, and employers, providing such competition will save $5-7 billion per year."

Might I be so bold as to point out that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, created in 1790, was designed to spur "innovation" for the furtherance of the human condition by granting temporary "monopoly" status to free thinking, industrious persons for their ingenious creations?  A U.S. Patent is a sacred promise made by our government to the individual that enables said individual to reap the benefits of their invention without the fear of competition for a set period of time before the contributions from their art become available to be replicated.  Without this, who would bother spending their time to develop their musings into
the reality of a functional product?  Would Edison have bothered to develop the lightbulb?  Would Bill Gates have spent the time engaging his genius if he knew with surety that the government was just going to take his ideas and allow others to replicate them without compensation?  Would a better mouse trap than the family cat ever have come along?  Why would a drug company (or a gasp... OIL COMPANY) invest literally billions of dollars in research if they knew they would be prohibited from making a profit?  That's some twisted logic for you.  You don't "spur innovation" by doing that, you damn the world to a thousand years Of darkness!

She goes on by stating she will, "limit direct-to-consumer advertising, institute reporting requirement for financial arrangements between providers and manufactrues, and protect physician prescribing data from being sold to pharmaceutical manufactures.  So much for letting a business try to promote their good s and services to the masses.  Where does she get off thinking this swill resonates with anyone but dope smoking, maggot infested hippies?  Telling people that "we're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" might work well on those that never let dust settle on their well worn copies of 'Das Capital', but she must be inhaling if she thinks a majority of Americans will rally around her socialist cries.  As far as "reporting requirements for financial arrangements between providers and manufactures", she should lead by example.  Just what were the "arrangements" between the Rose Law Firm and a certain savings and loan company in Arkansas?  The world may never know.

Hillary's understanding of history is much the same as any fictional, authoritarian, Newspeak character in Orwell's book '1984'.  To her, "history is a palimpsest, scraped clean and reinscribed exactly as often as necessary."  The bane to her existence is the soundbite, talk radio, and the internet blogger.  History of course is not a palimpsest, she can't run from her inconsistencies, hypocricies, and just downright mentally vacuous statements and actions.  The best she can hope for is a strong third party candidate that can siphon off Republican votes.  Bubba never had a 51% mandate to govern, and he's a lot more likable than Frau Hillary; mental image: "Young Frankenstein", horses wildly frantic at the very mention of the name.  Fight the good fight.  Learn lots, love liberty, lose liberals! 

Here's to you Big Mercury

Well I met a Gaia honey,
she said I'll not date you,
tell you go downtown
and buy a mercury bulb or two.
She's crazy for the CFC's,
but they're full of deadly mercury.
I'm gonna buy me some CFC's 
to attract this chick to my abode.

Well, one bulb I bought
came out the package end.
It shattered on the floor,
frantic for haz-mat I send.
All because she wanted CFC's
though they're full of deadly mercury,
I hope they find all of the mercury
so it won't hurt my frontal lobe.

Well I called my dear sweet Momma,
to help me pay my haz-mat fine.

The cost of the service was $two thousand ninety nine!
Cuz she demanded those damned CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury,
she said I needed CFC's
or she'd not come to my abode.

Well my money ran out,
honey called to ask "what's wrong?"
I said I know with you,
I simply don't belong!
Cuz you're crazy bout the CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury.
I won't install no more damned CFC's
in my incadescent lit but safe abode!!!

Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.
Tells a tale, supersized, scares our kids with his lies.
Beware!  Here comes the Warming Man!

Why's he lie?  Listen Bud, he's a failed presidential dud.
He could use major meds, judging from some things he's said.
Watch out!  Here comes the Warming Man!

When he speaks, chills come down, cold air follows him around.
At every show, every town, our Good Lord likes to taunt this clown!
Brrr  Cold!   In rolls the Warming Man!

Warming Man, Warming Man, wacked Chicken Little Warming Man,
common sense, he ignores, for relevance, he implores.
Watch out!  Here comes the Warming Man!

To him, he's a green earth hero, for US, he's much more like King Nero!
Stay clear!  Here comes the Warming Man!!!

(With apologies to Spider Man)

God help us all if he decides to run for President.  Soilent Green anyone?

The Shrill One went down to Selma, she was looking for some votes to seal.
She was in a bind, 'cuz he weren't far behind, she hoped she'd have great appeal.
Well she went across the bridge span suckin' air and sweatin' a lot,
then the Shrill One jumped up to the church mike and said folks let me tell you what.
I guess you probably know it, but I'm a civil rights fighter too,
and I've come to faaar in my jet and car to not try and convince you.
Now Dr. King did some great things, but give the Shrill One her due,
I need yer votes at the polls for my.. err our dreams to roll, then I'll make life good for you.
She then said I ain't no ways tired, so I'll drawl it out again,
please on me bet and ya won't regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been!
Shrill One practice on yer drawl and play yer best race card,
'cause ya need black votes from Selma, Barack's comin' on real hard,
and if you win you'll get yer party's nod for winnin' polls,
but if you lose, he'll gain the Hee-haw Soul!
The Shrill One squinted up her face and said I'll stay awake,
then spittle flew from her puckered lips as southern-fried she spake,
and she pulled the race card with tongue tied strings and it made a faked voice hiss,
then the practiced linguist got her voice down tight, and it sounded somethin' like this.

Mired in right wingers, trust my run, Shrill One's in da house, we shall overcome.
The capitalist pigs make way too much dough, Granny are ya satisfied, no child no!

The Shrill One held her head up, self assured and lib elite,
'cuz she knew she had more girth weight on her pant suited heavy feet,
but then Fred said  Shrill One bring it on, I'll take you on and win,
you done been told you Marxist chick, run hard left and I'll win!

Hire all the big wigs, Shrill One run!  America's for freedom, not left wing scum,
free markets and low taxes give all more dough,
you'll cry loud next November in defeated woes!

Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com

 E = 1 T Square (A tribute to the great intelligence of Sheryl Crow)

E equals one T Square,
an equation of Einstein,
is science aware?

Is it as an oracle
locked deep down in a mine?

Does it solve dire issues
on which we opine?

Which issues?

Oh, tissues !??

Say, what did you say?

What issues do tissues
solve for us today?

Who said that?

That's silly, I simply must know.

Oh wow, big surprise,
it's Sheryl de Crow!

Oui, Oui, Oui,
says cherie,
only one you may tear.

Earth's in the balance,
use butt one tissue square!

Butt, if you do what she says
using one, rarely two,
you'll have butt one friend
AND THAT'S PEPE le PEW!!!

Tim Schieferecke